Epstein’s Influence Runs Deep

It’s no secret that Jeffrey Epstein had connections to the rich and powerful, but his latest revealed exploit is particularly galling. Emails obtained by the Justice Department show that Epstein helped Woody Allen’s daughter get into Bard College.

The Backroom Deal

Here’s how it went down: Epstein connected with Leon Botstein, the president of Bard College, and the next thing you know, Allen’s daughter is getting a helping hand. It’s not like she didn’t have the grades or anything – it’s just that sometimes it’s who you know, right?

Mixed Reactions

This news won’t exactly shock anyone who’s been following Epstein’s story, but it’s still pretty ridiculous. I mean, who needs SAT scores when you’ve got a pedophile billionaire vouching for you? It’s a stark reminder that, for some people, the rules just don’t apply.