Epstein’s White House Connection

It’s no secret that Jeffrey Epstein had connections, but his pull at the White House is shocking. Emails just released show Epstein, Woody Allen, and his wife Soon-Yi Previn comparing their scandals to Bill Cosby’s. Because, you know, that’s exactly what you do when you’re facing backlash – you compare yourself to someone who’s also a total creep.

The Email Exchange

The emails between Epstein, Allen, and Previn are pretty ridiculous. They’re all complaining about how unfair it is that they’re getting slammed in the media, while Cosby gets to… well, not get slammed as much, apparently. It’s a real head-scratcher.

Don’t expect any apologies or remorse from this crew. They’re too busy feeling sorry for themselves and comparing their scandals to someone else’s. It’s a classic case of ‘look over there!’ – except the ‘there’ is a convicted sex offender.