Bruce Campbell’s Health Scare

Bruce Campbell, the guy who’s been chainsawing his way through zombies for decades, just dropped a bombshell: he’s got cancer. But don’t panic, it’s not all bad news – he says it’s treatable, even if it’s not curable.

A ‘Treatable’ Diagnosis

Campbell broke the news on social media, because that’s what celebrities do now. He didn’t go into details, but it’s clear he’s trying to stay upbeat. And why not? The guy’s faced down hordes of undead and lived to tell the tale. A little cancer isn’t going to bring him down.

It’s worth noting that ‘treatable’ doesn’t mean ‘curable’, and that’s a pretty big distinction. But hey, if anyone can kick cancer’s butt, it’s Bruce Campbell. He’s been doing it to zombies for years, after all.