Sleeping Man Torched in NYC

Cops are on the hunt for two geniuses who thought it’d be hilarious to set a sleeping homeless man on fire near New York’s Penn Station. Because, you know, that’s not attempted murder or anything. The incident has left everyone wondering what kind of sick individuals would do such a thing.

Investigation Underway

Police are reviewing security footage and interviewing witnesses to catch the brainiacs behind this heinous act. It’s not like they’ll have a hard time finding them, since they’re probably bragging about it on social media right now.