Stolen Remains Thrown at FBI

A Texas man, Michael Chadwick Fry, is accused of abusing a corpse after posting a YouTube video showing him throwing a bucket of stolen human bones over the fence of the FBI’s Dallas office. Because, why not?

The Backstory

Fry’s mother contacted the police after he asked her for money to rent a U-Haul, saying he had a body to move. She also found a new shovel and three GPS searches for cemeteries on her car. Red flags, anyone?

It gets better. Fry’s sister told police about the YouTube video, where he’s seen tossing the remains, dubbed ‘Elizabeth’, over the FBI fence. Another video shows him with a human skull, which he claims is ‘Elizabeth Virginia Lyon’.

Past Antics

This isn’t Fry’s first rodeo. He’s been arrested 31 times since 2003 for various crimes, including assault, arson, and making terroristic threats. In 2018, he crashed a truck into a TV station to get attention for a police shooting that killed his friend. What a charmer.

Fry was granted a $30,000 surety bond and is charged with two counts of abuse of a corpse and tampering with evidence. It’s a good thing he’s not trying to win any awards for ‘Most Normal Guy’.