Iran’s Supreme Leader Killed in US-Israel Attack

It’s official: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead, courtesy of a joint US-Israel operation. Iran’s announced 40 days of mourning, which is just code for ‘we’re plotting our revenge’.

Now, Trump’s warning Iran not to retaliate. Because, you know, that’s always worked out well in the past. It’s not like they’re going to ignore him and launch a counterattack or anything.

What’s Next?

The situation’s tense, to say the least. Iran’s got its pride wounded, and the US is waiting to see how they’ll react. It’s a game of chicken, and we’re all just waiting for someone to blink.