US Launches Strikes on Iran

It’s official: the US has launched ‘major combat operations’ in Iran. Because that’s exactly what we needed – another war. President Trump, never one to shy away from a bad idea, called for regime change in Tehran and warned of American casualties in a video posted online shortly after the attacks began.

What’s the Plan Here?

It’s not entirely clear what Trump’s endgame is, but it’s safe to say it won’t be pretty. We’re talking about a region that’s already a powder keg, and now we’re throwing in some American military might. What could possibly go wrong, right? The fact that Israel is involved won’t exactly calm things down either.

Trump’s video message was characteristically vague, but it did include a warning about American casualties. Because, you know, that’s not something that’ll panic anyone. It’s not like we’re already stretched thin in the Middle East or anything.