Warplanes Shot Down

It’s a mess. US warplanes were shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, and the pilots had to bail out. Because that’s exactly what you want to hear – that our allies are blasting our planes out of the sky.

Smoke and Fire in Kuwait

Smoke and fire were seen rising near the US Embassy in Kuwait, because who doesn’t love a good diplomatic crisis? And to make things worse, Trump’s already vowing to avenge the fallen US service members, because subtlety isn’t his thing.

More Chaos Ensues

At least 54 people were arrested after blocking roads and hurling rocks in anti-ICE unrest. Because, you know, that’s not going to escalate things at all. And in Texas, a suspected gunman’s home was found with an Iranian flag and regime leader photos – just what you need to make things even more complicated.

Politics as Usual

Congress deposed a former president over Epstein ties, and GOP lawmakers are urging Johnson to go to war with the Senate over the SAVE America Act. Because, why not? It’s not like we have better things to do. And in the midst of all this chaos, the Washington Post described Iran’s dead dictator as ‘avuncular’ with an ‘easy smile’, because that’s exactly how you describe a dictator.